The kalerful nails escape

OH YESH, first on the list. i'm off! =D

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On wholemeal donuts

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How to freak yourself out with a simple "hey, how are you"

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1. walk into a well-lit convenience store right at the foot of your apartment
2. head straight towards the refrigerator
3. buy tomatoes
4. have someone "hey" you from the back
5. turn around and see a tall, dark and unknown man asking you "hey, how are you", a week after you've so fortunately ran into a short, dark and unknown man who was generous enough to delight your long walk home with a... private view
6. ignore him
7. have him tail behind you to the counter

i got so paranoid i grabbed my 90cents tomatoes and left without waiting for the change. because of that stupid shitface i'm now 10cents poorer.

so don't ever try to be friendly to people you don't know. if you have to, go stand next to a flasher and smile. 多事!
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Damn pollutions

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as if having to walk home from work Gasping through horribly polluted air is not enough, i let daylight deceived me into letting my usual walkin-paranoia guards down, with my pepper-spray nicely forgotten in my bag, and got my sight and mind polluted. bad.

was walking down the pedestrian path by the damansara perdana main road, whole stretch of it shielded from a row of tall bush. *dangeralert*. i know. caught a glimpse of this fella walking far ahead. first thought: to get outta there and walk right by the main road, out in the open where the cars can see me. but that thought was very quickly disregarded idon'tknowwhy. and that's when a hugeee mistake was made.

after a few careless blinks, he's suddenly walkin towards me. *dangeralert*. i know! and before my stupid dazed air-polluted head realized, i was flashed. stunned. flashed. i. was. flashed. after alllll the horror stories i've heard, now i have one of my own to tell and torment the innocents with. not proud. i felt sorry for every guy crossing my path after that besides feeling sorry for myself. cos all i could see were... flashes. of the earlier horror enveloping them.

-the end-

i know many of you will wag your smelly fingers in my face, shout "ITOLDYOUSO" and "HOWMANYTIMESHAVEITOLDUNOTTOWALK" till i go deaf. fine. wag and shout all you want. but after you do that, please be thankful i'm safe. cos i definitely am. sigh. lesson finally learned.

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My favourite girls

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was browing through old photos and found this happy happifying one. =D taken last year when we were 23, 4 and 50. in bed in the middle of a disrupted afternoon nap because that pink kaler one refused to go to sleep. heh heh. miss.

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